6 Oct 2011

69 Of The Weirdest American Patents Ever

Mouth Exerciser

The Human Bike

Shark Protection Suit

Helium Sun Shade

Baby Cage

Bird-Powered Blimp

Instant Face Lift

Bunny Syringe

Deer Ears Hearing Aid

Hurricane Safety Bed

Giant Soup Bowl

Horse-Powered Car

Stylin’ Split Pants

Angel Ears

Automatic Tipping Hat

Life Saving Apparatus

TV Controller

Beer Can Hat 2.0

Beach Boot

Dieting Mask

Indoor Surfing Machine

Poodle Ear Protectors

Give Yourself A Pat On The Back

Snake Collar and Leesh

Combination Grocer’s Package, Cheese Grater, Slicer, Mouse and Fly Trap

Soap Slide


Shoe-Powered Neck Massager

Thumbsucking Inhibitor

Heated Sunglasses

The Cereal Monster

Inception Boxer-Briefs

Toe Puppets

Arm Mitten

Nightmare Gloves

Life Watch

Hammock Pants

Hunting Camouflage

Floating Furniture

Inverted Mask

Old Person Scented Doll

Toilet Breather

Rotating Ice-Cream Cone

Sheep Protector

Burglar Trap Door

Cigarette Ring

The Useless Forkstick

Cleavage Pants

Flying Device

Bedwetting Assistance Owl

Toasty Tent

Gas Powered Pogo Stick

Killer Bee Protector

Scalp Cooling Device

Human Car Wash

The Fart Filter

Dance Helper

Electric Tissue

Heated Ice Cream Scoop

Doll Urn

Dimple Producing Device

Moose Shades

The Question-Comma and Exclamation-Comma

Pantyhose x3

Gerbil Vest

Instant Snowman

Doggy Dust Cover

Anti-Attack Guard For Women


  1. These inventions are great! The toe puppets are simply are early version of Stompez. The fart filter should be required wearing for all office personnel.

  2. Thanks - I needed a good laugh!

  3. Yes, all great inventions (like all thoughts after inhaling), but it must been great stuff that led to the invention of three-legged pantyhose!

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  5. I know a few people who could use the "fart filter"

  6. BrendaLee Boyers Anderson8 February 2015 at 06:04

    @Nathan Hoyt-hoyt is an unusual last name.. my two older kids bear that last name from my ex...wouldn't it be weird if you all were related :-)