6 Oct 2011

69 Of The Weirdest American Patents Ever


Mouth Exerciser





The Human Bike



Shark Protection Suit



Helium Sun Shade



Baby Cage


Bird-Powered Blimp




Instant Face Lift


Bunny Syringe



Deer Ears Hearing Aid



Hurricane Safety Bed



Giant Soup Bowl




Horse-Powered Car


Stylin’ Split Pants




Angel Ears

Automatic Tipping Hat




Life Saving Apparatus


TV Controller





Beer Can Hat 2.0

Beach Boot




Dieting Mask




Indoor Surfing Machine

Poodle Ear Protectors




Give Yourself A Pat On The Back



Snake Collar and Leesh


Combination Grocer’s Package, Cheese Grater, Slicer, Mouse and Fly Trap




Soap Slide



BeerBrella


Shoe-Powered Neck Massager




Thumbsucking Inhibitor



Heated Sunglasses




The Cereal Monster



Inception Boxer-Briefs



Toe Puppets



Arm Mitten


Nightmare Gloves




Life Watch


Hammock Pants



Hunting Camouflage



Floating Furniture



Inverted Mask




Old Person Scented Doll

Toilet Breather




Rotating Ice-Cream Cone




Sheep Protector


Burglar Trap Door



Cigarette Ring




The Useless Forkstick


Cleavage Pants



Flying Device


Bedwetting Assistance Owl




Toasty Tent



Gas Powered Pogo Stick




Killer Bee Protector

Scalp Cooling Device




Human Car Wash



The Fart Filter



Dance Helper




Electric Tissue



Heated Ice Cream Scoop


Doll Urn



Dimple Producing Device


Moose Shades




The Question-Comma and Exclamation-Comma




Pantyhose x3


Gerbil Vest



Instant Snowman



Doggy Dust Cover



Anti-Attack Guard For Women




4 comments:

  1. These inventions are great! The toe puppets are simply are early version of Stompez. The fart filter should be required wearing for all office personnel.

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  2. David Currie18 June 2013 21:44

    Thanks - I needed a good laugh!

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  3. Yes, all great inventions (like all thoughts after inhaling), but it must been great stuff that led to the invention of three-legged pantyhose!

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